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Doggie Testicle Surgery/Anotomical Restoration

Some publicly quoted clinics have made the assertion, “We will never attach an artificial testicle to a dog.” This kind of backward thinking is in many ways responsible for the sorry state of animal welfare as we know it.

Of course the idea of testicle attachment or augmentation for purposes of defrauding a dog show judge is not only immoral, but illegal. However, more than one pet owner has shared a deep sense of grief at the feelings of inadequacy experienced by their testicle-deprived pet.

No testicles, one testicle, or even two small ones can make your pet feel sheepish and ashamed. In contrast, imagine the pride of your little scamp when he sports a full pair of glands of normal size, or even from a breed several times larger.

Mrs. Anna Dahl, of Eden Park, Ohio, shares the story of her little Chihuahua, “Manfred.”

“Manfred had these little, tiny things, and you could just tell he was ashamed by them. Well, I said to my husband, Jim, why don’t we take him to the DoggiePlasty Clinic? After all, we’d been there before to have our Malamute liposuctioned. Now, little Manfred is just so proud of his new Great-Dane sized testes. You might think they’d cause him to be awkward in moving about, but he just loves carrying those things around, with his backside held high, and you should see the looks we get in the park!”

Testicular restoration, augmentation, or replacement of other doggie body parts is well within our area of expertise. Join the thousands of satisfied pet owners today and contact the DoggiePlasty Clinic.