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Surgery for Purebred Dogs Suffering from "Doggie Guilt"

Strange but true – the owners of pedigreed dogs can become wracked with guilt that, while they are privileged, others must suffer with mongrel dogs. If you are one of these harried souls, help has arrived.

We will gladly and painlessly transform your full-blooded animal into an apparent mongrel through techniques such as pelt-transplantation, cosmetic dentistry, and off-color contact lenses. What’s more, the parts you donate from your pedigreed friend will be put to work changing an unfortunate mongrel into an apparent pure blood.

We at the DoggiePlasty Clinic are committed to eradicating classism in the canine world, one pet at a time. Contact us today!